I WAS JUST AT WAL-MART AND THEN
- Little boy: Mommy, why is Wonder Woman not wearing any pants?
- The Mom: Because Wonder Woman has amazing thighs and she could crush men with them if they insult her.
- Little Boy: I wanna be Wonder Woman.
- The Mom: Don't we all.
i get anxious for people who fall asleep on public transit. like where is your home? how many stops have you missed? this was not a time for a nap
last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know where to go from there
when you die and become a ghost are you forced to wear what you were wearing when you died for eternity or can you go to like Ghost Gap and buy some new ghost clothes
if theres ghost capitalism i swear to fuck ill be so mad