peevesthepoltergeist:

thelifeofjacqueline:

lgbtqgmh:

boxlunches:

top-tier-motherfucker:

thesilentsleeper:

Yeah that’s right

I’m reblogging

Gay lions

Hey bro. Over 560 species of mammals alone are proven to have rampant gay sex outside of mating season and many birds take on same-sex life long partners. Particularly swans I believe. Aw yeah.

The more you know.

Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan you feel

The love toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

[Image of two male lions brushing against each other affectionately]

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HELENA I HAVE A GREAT IDEA. I CAN MAKE THIS FILM ABOUT UNDEAD THINGS AND YOU CAN BE IN IT! I’LL GET JOHNNY ON THE PHONE. WHERE’S DANNY’S NUMBER?

(Source: fuqdapolise)

npr:

Rare Sighting Of Dashing, Two-Legged Hairy Sprinting Crab?

In latin it’s called Thaumoctopus mimicus, but I’d call it The Master. It’s Meryl Streep in octopus form. There are ocean animals that can change shape, imitate plants, rocks, flora, and I’ve blogged about some of them. But this octopus is special. It seems to study other creatures and then imitate them, copying their moves and their bodies. It can do sea snakes, lionfish, flatfish, giant crabs, sea shells, stingrays, jellyfish and weird beings that have no name, and maybe no earthly existence. Is it imagining? I don’t know, but no scientist has ever seen a shaggy sprinting bi-pedal crab — until our octopus decided to be one. -Robert Krulwich

handsoffthegoodstuff:

shercock-block:

sarcastic-bombastic:

disimba:

fyeahcreepyshit:

On March 23, 1994 the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound to the head. Mr. Opus had jumped from the top of a ten story building intending to commit suicide. He left a note to that effect, indicating his despondency. As he fell past the ninth floor his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast passing through a window which killed him instantly.

Neither the shooter nor the descender was aware that a safety net had been installed just below at the eighth floor level to protect some building workers and that Ronald Opus would not have been able to complete his suicide the way he had planned.

“Ordinarily,” Dr. Mills continued, “a person who sets out to commit suicide and ultimately succeeds, even though the mechanism might not be what he intended, is still defined as committing suicide.”

That Mr. Opus was shot on the way to certain death, but probably would not have been successful because of the safety net, caused the medical examiner to feel that he had a homicide on his hands. The room on the ninth floor, whence the shotgun blast emanated, was occupied by an elderly man and his wife. They were arguing vigorously and he was threatening her with a shotgun. The man was so upset that when he pulled the trigger he completely missed his wife and the pellets went through the window, striking Mr. Opus.

When one intends to kill subject A but kills subject B in the attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject B. When confronted with the murder charge the old man and his wife were both adamant. They both said they thought the shotgun was unloaded. Then old man said it was his long-standing habit to threaten his wife with the unloaded shotgun. He had no intention to murder her. Therefore the killing of Mr. Opus appeared to be an accident; that is, the gun had been accidentally loaded.

The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the old couple’s son loading the shotgun about six weeks prior to the fatal accident. It transpired that the old lady had cut off her son’s financial support and the son, knowing the propensity of his father to use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that his father would shoot his mother. The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of Ronald Opus.

Now comes the exquisite twist. Further investigation revealed that the son was, in fact, Ronald Opus. He had become increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt to engineer his mother’s murder. This led him to jump off the ten story building on March 23rd, only to be killed by a shotgun blast passing through the ninth story window. The son had actually murdered himself so the medical examiner closed the case as a suicide.

Jesus fucking christ, what a great read.

If you do nothing else today, read this. Sweet smeg.

Brilliant

Beautiful.

fsufeminist:

stfuconservatives:

For washing that yucky anti-gay anti-woman anti-minority taste out of your mouth.

I wish I had these my freshman year.

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Anonymous asked: When will you see the lovely lady I see every time I look at you?!!?!

I see no ladies here.

tastefullyoffensive:

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fakescience:

Doctor Who Meme - Two quotes (1/2)

“I am and always will be the optimist, the hoper of far flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams.” - The Doctor

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thedailywhat:

Dancing Cows of the Day: Compassion in World Farming, a UK-based nonprofit dedicated to farm animal welfare, recently visited a British farm to watch cows returning to their pasture for spring and summer grazing after a long winter spent cooped up indoors.

Looks like the people of Great Britain are about to be treated to some really great cheese.

[vvv.]

(Source: whitepaperquotes)