January 2011
1 tag
Jan 31st
526 notes
So I have a project for Micro
And I need 10 people to take the following three tests: 1. Just type the words that are shown. (They appear above the entry box) 2. Type as many states as you can into the box in any order.  3. Pick “The Wonderful Wizard of Oz” quiz for a time of one minute. Please reply with the scores of the first two tests, and the WPM of the last one.  Thank you!
Jan 30th
3 tags
Jan 30th
70 notes
I wish I could fly and magically appear and disappear. I wish I could fly, I’d fly far away from here. … Take a look at the invisible girl. Here she is clear as the day. Please look closely and find her before she fades away.
Jan 29th
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2 tags
Jan 29th
696 notes
Two Truths, One Lie
I wear red shoes everyday because they used to make me happy, now I wear them because they make everyone else happy. I am totally okay with the fact that I don’t think I’ll ever “fall in love.” I really care about what other people think about me.
Jan 28th
“Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams....”
– Lady Gaga (via ache)
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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fortement asked: who is this?
Jan 26th
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
90,926 notes
We do not belong together. (And we should have belonged together.) We do not belong. Together. I have to move on.
Jan 24th
Amazingly Awesome Wiki Article →
*may or may not contain Mean Girls references.
Jan 23rd
Reblog if you live here!
sintactics: *Image based on IP address.
Jan 23rd
335,637 notes
Jan 22nd
1 tag
* Colfer, on his wildly flirtatious version of “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” with Criss, which became the most downloaded track off the Glee Christmas album: “That was by far the gayest thing that has ever been on TV, period,” Colfer says. “Forget AbFab, forget Beautiful People andWill & Grace.” Adds creator/exec producer Ryan Murphy: “I was proud of that. I think it pushed the envelope a bit.”
Jan 21st
2 tags
Jan 21st
50mg-deactivated20110221 asked: Who are you!
Jan 19th
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1 tag
Jan 19th
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50mg-deactivated20110221 asked: Who are you!
Jan 19th
1 tag
Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
1,539 notes
Jan 17th
138 notes
“I should tell you I’m disaster.”
Jan 16th
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How to fix a laptop
Attempt to turn on computer. IF THAT DOESN’T WORK Open freezer. Take out the first thing that is fully frozen (bags of frozen peas or rice work best. Place beneath computer. Attempt to turn on computer. IF THAT DOESN’T WORK Reset battery. Works like a charm. Every time.
Jan 16th
Jan 15th
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“Ready,” she confirms, pushing them towards his room. She’s always insisted that they wait, but she needs to give him something. She cannot possibly love him, but he loves her, and she figures it’s the only thing she can do in return
Jan 11th
Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 9th
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and this is my mind… It goes over and over the same old lines
Jan 9th
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What is this "To Write Love On Her Arms" thing...
I don’t get it. EDIT: Yeah, I was reading the Wiki article and the official website. I still don’t really get it though.
Jan 9th
2 tags
In other news
The word “innuendo” makes me think that homosexual innuendo should be called “outtuendo” but that sounds like “out a window” which reminds me of “defenestration” which makes me sleepy.
Jan 9th
The word "collarbone" makes me think of tumblr
Jan 9th
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WHY IS MY ROOMMATE'S MOTHER CALLING ME??
Jan 7th
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I’m never getting into college.
Jan 7th
Jan 6th
مرحبا اسمي إميلي
Jan 6th
He can’t bring himself to hate the world, because there are times he sees it in all its perfection and wonders how he could have ever doubted it. Nothing can be that beautiful and that horrible at the same time. If the problem isn’t the world around him, then surely it must be him. So he hates himself.
Jan 5th
At least I'm still terrified of psychopaths.
Jan 5th
Jan 4th
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Jan 3rd
Jan 3rd
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“Sometime, do you think we could fall in love? How ‘bout this Sunday? Or...”
– Zanna, Don’t!
Jan 3rd
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I kind of just want to stay in bed and watch Mulan...
Jan 3rd
DEFENESTRATION
The act of forcibly removing someone from your presence via window.  Now I can nap in peace.
Jan 3rd
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OH MY GOD ALEX WHERE ARE YOU WHEN I NEED TO GO TO...
Will someone please tell me what the word for throwing someone out a window is? Demonstration? Defination? Denneration? 
Jan 2nd
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I apparently wrote HP fanfiction when I was...
I don’t remember writing it. But it isn’t bad. EDIT: Actually now I remember. I wrote it for some girl that I had a crush on because she liked things like that.
Jan 2nd
Since I’ve come home, well my body’s been a mess, and I miss your ginger hair, and the way you like to dress.
Jan 2nd
2 notes