I went to an Urban Outfitters for the first time.
And then I went to a concert of some band I’ve never heard of. (I got in for free after they sold out of tickets, too)
And then I got hit on my some boys in nerdy glasses.
and I had more glitter on my face then Ke$ha ever has.
- HOLY FUCK! ITS GOING TO EAT ME.
- What is Aragog doing here?
- NOW IS NO TIME TO BE MAKING HARRY POTTER REFERENCES
- Ooh, maybe if I take a picture of it, Dr. Hodge will tell me what kind of spider it is.
- NOW IS ALSO NO TIME FOR SCIENTIFIC INQUIRY
- NOW IS THE TIME TO THINK ABOUT EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT POISONOUS SPIDERS
- Oh, yeah. That’s totally a fiddleback spider. If it bites me I’m dead. It’s so cool
- EXCUSE ME BUT IF IT BITES YOU, YOU’LL DIE
- Isn’t it cool, though.
“Smile” backwards and on my right collarbone.
“Take these broken wings and learn to fly” on my left shoulder blade.
“People make mistakes” on my right hip.