April 2011
Last night was an important step in my hipsterification
I went to an Urban Outfitters for the first time.
And then I went to a concert of some band I’ve never heard of. (I got in for free after they sold out of tickets, too)
And then I got hit on my some boys in nerdy glasses.
and I had more glitter on my face then Ke$ha ever has.
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Dear Circadian Rythm
Fuck you
Should I do a cover of "People are Strange" or "Science Fiction Double Feature"?
So I just saw a really big spider
THOUGHT PROCESS:
- HOLY FUCK! ITS GOING TO EAT ME.
- What is Aragog doing here?
- NOW IS NO TIME TO BE MAKING HARRY POTTER REFERENCES
- Ooh, maybe if I take a picture of it, Dr. Hodge will tell me what kind of spider it is.
- NOW IS ALSO NO TIME FOR SCIENTIFIC INQUIRY
- NOW IS THE TIME TO THINK ABOUT EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT POISONOUS SPIDERS
- Oh, yeah. That’s totally a fiddleback spider. If it bites me I’m dead. It’s so cool
- EXCUSE ME BUT IF IT BITES YOU, YOU’LL DIE
- Isn’t it cool, though.
And to ask the same question: If you were to get a tattoo today, what and where would it be?
EITHER
“Smile” backwards and on my right collarbone.
OR
“Take these broken wings and learn to fly” on my left shoulder blade.
OR
“People make mistakes” on my right hip.