May 2012
April 2012
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friend: why do you ten versions of the same song
me: omg you don't understand there's the original version but there's also the live one and you might think it's the same as the acoustic one but it's not and you have to remember that there are also like five different live ones and there's also the remix versions do you understand
Watchedwardspoonhands:
My video response to “have you got any tips to be a nerd?”
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“The same Hebrew word that is used in Genesis 2:24 to describe how Adam felt...”
– Ruth loved Naomi as Adam loved Eve
(via apiphile)
YEP.
Right in the Bible, y’all.
(via reason-says)
“And if a woman should say she doesn’t want to have children at all, the world is...”
– Caitlin Moran, How to Be a Woman (via theladyofthorns)
#ugh this is the most annoying thing ever #you wouldn’t tell somebody that they’ll change their minds about wanting to get rid of a tumor #so please stop telling me I’ll change my mind about not wanting kids
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“I’ve been forced to explain homosexuality to my kids (aged 3 and 4) because...”
– (via brennando)
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“Although most boys figure out how to bring themselves to orgasm by age thirteen,...”
– Dorian Solot (From, I Love Female Orgasm: An Extraordinary Orgasm Guide)
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
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